Conversation with an Anti-Imperialist: A Transcript

This is usually how some of my conversations with anti-imperialists go:

Me: Assad is not fit to rule Syria, he must leave after what he's done.

Them: But can't you see that there is a conspiracy against Syria?

Me: Yes.

Them: Don't you know that if Assad goes then that will be exactly what they have wanted?

Me: Yes.

Them: So why are you against Assad?

Me: Because Assad is murdering his own people and that is wrong.

[End of discussion]